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2015 NL West Preview
by Tommy Gimler The good news for Padres fans is that they just landed baseball’s best closer in Craig Kimbrel. The bad news is that they also just landed baseball’s worst player in Melvin Upton, Jr....
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Madison Bumgarner Has Made Clayton Kershaw His Bitch
by Andy Ostroff Having adopted the Dodgers as my second favorite team, this is kind of hard to watch. In fact, I feel guilty just talking about it. But is Madison Bumgarner purposefully trying to make...
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2016 NL West Preview
by Rakesh the Intern Our apologies to Dodgers fans, bro, as we’re going to write this preview in English, my friend. It’s that time of year again, my friend, when you turn on TV and hear something...
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MLB Umpire Bob Davidson Threw A Phillies Fan Out Of The Ballpark For Saying...
by Tommy Gimler Bob Davidson is one of the three worst umpires in Major League Baseball. He looks like your stereotypical alcoholic uncle who failed out of high school but somehow still thinks the...
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Here’s A Preview Of Every NL West Team In Two Sentences Or Less
by Tommy Gimler Look, we get it. Reading sucks. That’s why we’ve also included a few pictures of female fans with huge tits. The thugs in Vegas as well as the baseball “experts” are expecting big...
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Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less
by Tommy Gimler Bad news for Pirates and Padres fans, as your teams blow. But unlike the Marlins, at least those teams have fans. The 2018 MLB season is 36 hours away from first pitch, so we need to...
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Akbar Gbaja-Biamila Probably Threw The Worst First Pitch Ever At The...
by Frank Rhombus Still better than anybody pitching for the Reds, though. I turned 48 earlier this year, and if this progressively bigger, grayer mane of pubic hair wasn’t enough of a reminder of...
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Giants Pitcher Hunter Strickland Is Apparently Still A Mentally Unstable Person
by Frank Rhombus Even more disturbing than Hunter Strickland’s lack of self-control might be the fact that he’s an avid hunter. I mean, imagine saying the wrong thing to this guy when he’s holding a...
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Jesus Aguilar Deserves The Majority Of Your ASG Final Votes But This Video...
by Tommy Gimler Maybe it’s just us, but it sure seems like the “Ballot Brothers” do a shit ton of coke. You’d be hard-pressed to find two people who know that both Derek Holland and Hunter Pence are...
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NL West Could Once Again Be Tighter Than Gokul’s Anus This Year, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern If this NL West is tight like anus, then AL West would be just like my ex-girlfriend Akansh’s legs: wide open, bro. Check it out, bro. It’s no cricket, but this silly game of...
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